Team Evil

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the greatest assembly of villains ever

Leader: Darkseid (DC comics)
Darkseid: I have gathered you all here to aid in my conquest of the multiverse, if you refuse to serve me then I will kill you.

Muscle: Executioner (Marvel comics)
Executioner: I'm only serving you because Amora is as well

Brains: The Master (Doctor Who)
Master: Well then, don't you have quite the god complex, sure I'll serve you, providing you help me rebuild the Time Lord empire

Darkseid: So be it.

Booty: Amorra the Enchantress (Marvel comics)
Amorra: I'll serve you only as long as I can have Thor.

Darkseid: I'll have Granny Goodness make him love you.

Joker: Discord (My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic)
Discord: You practically exude chaos, sure I'll serve you, but only because I know it'll be fun.

Darkseid: Indeed it will.

Mage: Lord Zedd (Power Rangers)
Zedd: Me and my forces are at your command, as long as you provide me with the power to destroy the Power Rangers I shall be at your service.

Darkseid: They shall fall as well as any who stand in our way.

Pet: King Ghidorah (Godzilla)
*Ghidorah thrashes about as several of Lord Zedd's monsters tries to hold him down while the Master places mind control disks on each of Ghidorah's heads*

Healer: Herbert West (ReAnimator)
Herbert: Sure I'll be your medic, as long as you provide me with some test subjects for my experiments.

Darkseid: My parademons will be your test subjects.

Mentor: Megatron (Transformers: Prime)
Megatron: I have existed for millions of years, yet I never seen a being let alone an organic that I would respect other than Optimus Prime, the decepticons are at your command providing that we control all universes that have energon while being under your rule.

Darkseid: I can see through your deception, I respect that, but be warned if you try to usurp me you shall die.

Scientist: Doctor Doom (Marvel Comics)
Doom: I'll serve you until we take over the multiverse but after that I will take your powers and control over all your armies for myself.

Darkseid: Until then, and when that day comes you will fail.

Robot(s): the Cybermen (Doctor Who)
Master: Well it was simple in reprogramming them to serve you Darkseid.

Darkseid: Excellent.

Fighter: M. Bison (Street Fighter)
Bison: Let me rule my universe's planet earth under your laws and Shadaloo is at your command

Darkseid: It's a deal.

Alien(s): the Daleks (Doctor Who)
Dalek 1: Daleks do not serve anyone!

Darkseid: *kills that Dalek with his omega beams along with several others*

Dalek 2: Daleks will serve Darkseid as their new master!

Demon: The Lich (Adventure Time)
Lich: You are the very embodiment of death and evil, *falls to his knees* I am here to serve you master.

Darkseid: Excellent.

Gunslinger: Deadshot (DC comics)
Deadshot: I'll do it as long as the pays good.

Darkseid: You'll be rich beyond your wildest dreams.

Android: Brainiac (DC comics)
Brainiac: I do not wish to serve you, but since the Master and Doctor Doom reprogrammed me I shall serve you with undying loyalty.

Darkseid: *smiles evilly*

Ninja: Storm Shadow (GI Joe)
Storm Shadow: You are a far more capable leader than Cobra Commander, the Arashikage will serve you.

Darkseid: Perfect.

Badass: Deathstroke (DC comics)
Deathstroke: Sure I'll serve you but whatever you're paying Deadshot I want double that.

Deadshot: You suck!

Asshole: Jeice (Dragonball Z)
Jeice: Well you did bring me and my mate Buter back from the dead so I'll be on your team. *looks at Amorra* Well hello there sheila.

Amorra: *slaps him in the face*

Swordsman: Vicious (Cowboy Bebop)
Vicious: Help me kill Spike Spiegel and I'm all yours.

Gambler: Boba Fett (Star Wars)
Boba: I want ten times what your paying one eye there.

Deathstroke: Like hell you get ten times my pay!

Deadshot: Hurts that someone whats to be payed more than you huh?

Deathstroke: Shut up!

Boba: You two are amateurs.

Darkseid: SILENCE!

Kid: Ravager (DC comics)
Ravager: If my dad's on the team then so am I.

Killer: Tira (Soul Caliber)
Tira: Ooo, how many people can we kill, this sounds so much fun!

Undead: Dracula (Dracula)
Dracula: I'll serve you and so will my minions, for now.

Speedster: Buter (Dragonball Z)
Buter: Jeice is right, you did bring us back plus no team is complete without the fastest warrior in the multiverse

Darkseid: Excellent