A Marvel Christmas

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Put a list of 15 names.

1. Sets the Christmas tree on fire: Red Skull
Yeah, that's something he would do.

2. Eats all the cookies left out for Santa: Hulk
Who would stop him?

3. Tells every kid Santa isn't real: Cyclops
What a dick?

4. Person who unwraps the gifts to peek then wraps them again: Luke Cage
Sweet Christmas!

5. Has too much to drink: Ironman
It's Tony Stark, who's really surprised?

6. Throws up at Christmas dinner: Spiderman
Wait till Jamenson hears about this?

7. Still believes in Santa: Hawkeye
I have this hilarious mental image of Clint staying up on Christmas Eve to catch a glimpse of Santa

8. Sets a trap for Santa's reindeer: Sabertooth
Well, he does need to eat.

9. Starts a family argument at dinner: Loki
Christmas time in Asguard is pretty awkward for Odin with one son being a superhero and the other being a supervillain

10. Spikes the eggnog: Human Torch
That's something Johnny would do.
 
11. Forgets to set up the lights: Doctor Doom
Well he didn't forget he just thought that setting up lights would be beneath Doom

12. Burns the chicken: Galactus
He tried to cook it the same way he cooks planets with a sun

13. Gave everyone ugly sweaters: Daredevil
He's blind, what can you expect

14. Spilled the fruit punch: Captain America
He dropped it when he saw Red Skull set fire to the tree

15. Brought mistletoe: She Hulk
Every male except Hulk is lining up